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Historical Assholes
Past tyrants, schemers and power-drunk archetypes, organized by week and linked to detail pages.
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Every Shit Starts With an Asshole
A weekly wall of shame for historical, living and ordinary assholes. Keep it funny, sourced and moderated so the joke does not turn into a legal dumpster fire.
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Living Assholes
Modern public-interest profiles. Keep this section sourced, cautious, satirical and focused on conduct.
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Ordinary Assholes
The people's archive: queue jumpers, reply-all goblins, parking tyrants and everyday chaos agents.
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